Please note - this is not about me!! This comes courtesy of my good friend Scott (for those of you who don't know K-Mart is a store in the US)
So after landing my new job as a K-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to K-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at K-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
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