Thursday, 1 October 2009

Apples and grapes

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they take the apples from the ground that aren't so good but are easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, but in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along the one who is brave enough to climb to the top of the tree.

Now men - they are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes and it's up to women to stomp on them until they turn into something to have dinner with.

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