Thursday 15 October 2009

WICOE

Another Inbox gem from Tracey! This will strike a chord with those of you who live in a male dominated household (as I do!)

WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)


Is proud to announce the opening of its

EVENING CLASSES
FOR MEN!

OPEN TO MEN ONLY




Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE



HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS


Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?


Round table discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR


Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE

DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?


Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL


Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS


Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum

DAY TWO



EMPTY MILK CARTONS
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?


Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH


PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST


Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?


Driving simulation

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION


Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES


& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME


Individual counsellors available

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