Friday, 28 August 2009

The Hormone Guide

The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this!
Men should
 memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!





What's for

Can I help you
with dinner?

Where would you like
to go for dinner?

Here, have some wine.

Are you
wearing that?

You sure
look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine

What are you
so worked up about?

Could we be

Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some wine.

Should you be
eating that?

You know, there are
a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece
of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine.

What did you
DO all day?

I hope you didn't
over-do it today.

I've always loved you
in that robe!

Here, have some wine.


Forward this information to all of your friends and those who might need a good laugh...
and men who need a warning.

And, have some wine.



  1. Can't - it's all gone!

  2. haha excellent, I need to print that out and frame it on the wall in my house I think, Im sure Mr Posh would approve of such advice lol.


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