My kind of diet...

Breakfast
 
       1 grapefruit
       1 slice whole wheat toast
       1 cup skim milk
  
       Lunch
  
       1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
       1 cup spinach
       1 cup herbal tea
       1 Hershey's kiss
 
       Afternoon Tea
 
       1 The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
       1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips
 
        Dinner
 
       4 glasses of wine (red or white)
       2 loaves garlic bread
       1 family size supreme pizza
       3 Snickers Bars
   
       Late Night Snack
 
       1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
 
       Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.