Saturday, 8 May 2010

Important Health Advice for Women

An Inbox special from The Boss – always have to take her advice :)

Do you  have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you  suffer from shyness?

Do you  sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you  answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or  pharmacist about Sauvignon Blanc. 

Mirassou Sauvignon Blanc Pictures, Images and Photos

Sauvignon  Blanc is the safe, natural way to feel better and  more confident  about yourself and your actions.  It can help  ease you  out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're  ready and  willing to do just about anything.

You  will notice the benefits of Sauvignon Blanc  almost  immediately and, with a regime of regular doses, you can overcome  any  obstacles  that prevent you from living the life you want to live.   Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you  will discover many  talents you never knew you had.

Stop  hiding and start living.

Sauvignon  Blanc may not be right for everyone.  Women who are pregnant or  nursing should  not use it.  However, women who wouldn't mind nursing  or becoming  pregnant are encouraged to try it. 

Side  effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,  erotic lustfulness,  loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss  of virginity,  delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache,  dehydration, dry  mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of  Strip Poker, Truth  Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

WARNINGS: 

* The  consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think you  are whispering  when you are not.

* The  consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to tell your friends  over and over  again that you love them. 

* The  consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to think  you can  sing.

* The  consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think  you can  converse enthusiastically with members of the opposite sex  without spitting.

* The  consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may create the illusion that you are  tougher, smarter,  faster and better looking than most people.

Please  feel free to share this important information with as many women as  you feel  may benefit!
Now just  imagine what you could achieve with a good Pinot  Noir...

NB – if any of you experience any of these side effects, remember – this is only advice, not compulsory!

12 comments:

  1. I've passed on this remedy for a long time now, can't stand the side effects :(

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  2. This is too funny, sounds like your boss has a great sense of humor. Have a great weekend (with no nasty side effects tee hee) Kathy

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  3. Great post & great blog. I'll be popping back to have another read through!
    Have a great weekend - and look forward to *seeing* you again next time!

    LOLA:)

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  4. *rushing out the door to buy some*

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  5. Hmm, while I can't drink enough sauvignon blanc to cause any of the desired effects I have found for me that if I drink 2 Coors Lites I will be feeling the effects!

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  6. This is cute. Sadly I am allergic to alcohol so I think I'm gonna miss all the good stuff with this "therapy"!

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  7. Oh My Goodness...you are a hoot! This is about the funniest thing I have read in a long time! I do love wine and my daily dose is very important to me but mine is
    Cabernet Sauvignon. My hubby can tell how bad a day I have hd a t school by how big my wine glass is!

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  8. Oh My Goodness...you are a hoot! This is about the funniest thing I have read in a long time! I do love wine and my daily dose is very important to me but mine is
    Cabernet Sauvignon. My hubby can tell how bad a day I have hd a t school by how big my wine glass is!

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  9. I missed this earlier - my prescription is for the generic Soave which works just as well.

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  10. Excellent, For the Guys I guess it would be A beer.......and moving onto a whiskey LOL

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  11. I look forward to reading what you're planning on next, because your blog is a nice read, you're writing with passion.

    Life's Too Good

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