Friday, 11 September 2009

Friday Funnies

Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:
'Dr Jones, at your cervix.'
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In a Podiatrist's office:

'Time wounds all heels.'
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On a Septic Tank Truck:

'Yesterday's Meals on Wheels'
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On a Plumber's truck:

'We repair what your husband fixed.'
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On another Plumber's truck:

'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'
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On a Church's Bill board:

'7 days without God makes one weak.'
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At a Tyre Store
'Invite us to your next blowout.'
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On an Electrician's truck:

'Let us remove your shorts.'
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In a Non-smoking Area:

'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'
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On a Maternity Room door:

'Push. Push. Push'
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At an Optometrist's Office:
'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'
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On a Taxidermist's window:

'We really know our stuff.'
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On a Fence:

'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'
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At a Car Dealership:

'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'
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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:

'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'
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In a Vets waiting room:

'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'
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In a Restaurant window:

'Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.'
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'
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And don't forget the sign at a
RADIATOR SHOP:
'Best place in town to take a leak.'

2 comments:

  1. These are all really funny and very clever! Of course, I like the one in the Vet's office the best. We have one in our clinic that says "unattended children will be given an expresso and a free puppy". That always gets a reaction. Thanks for your sweet comment today. I know that Great Britain lost alot of citizens on that horrible day also. We really do need to ALL stand together against terror and tyranny. Kathy

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