Friday Funny

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and

Neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,

The husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

Friday Fun – No Offence Intended

This one is courtesy of my shy and retiring friend and neighbour - Tracey!

OK be honest...how many of us REALLY ENJOY getting little angel love notes from every person in our address book? You know the ones with 'I love you so... here's an angel....... ' And like the cute wasn't bad enough, they then THREATEN you with bad luck if you don't send it on to others and back to them to prove you read the email and you love them too !!! and then you feel guilty if you don't and a sucker if you do...A vicious tactic! So here's my version:

Take the fairy dust:

Add it to one of those angels

And PHOOF!!!!.....

That's what I call an Angel....

Friday Funnies

Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:
'Dr Jones, at your cervix.'
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In a Podiatrist's office:

'Time wounds all heels.'
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On a Septic Tank Truck:

'Yesterday's Meals on Wheels'
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On a Plumber's truck:

'We repair what your husband fixed.'
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On another Plumber's truck:

'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'
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On a Church's Bill board:

'7 days without God makes one weak.'
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At a Tyre Store
'Invite us to your next blowout.'
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On an Electrician's truck:

'Let us remove your shorts.'
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In a Non-smoking Area:

'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'
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On a Maternity Room door:

'Push. Push. Push'
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At an Optometrist's Office:
'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'
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On a Taxidermist's window:

'We really know our stuff.'
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On a Fence:

'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'
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At a Car Dealership:

'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'
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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:

'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'
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In a Vets waiting room:

'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'
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In a Restaurant window:

'Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.'
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'
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And don't forget the sign at a
RADIATOR SHOP:
'Best place in town to take a leak.'